Did you vote for us? Good! Now on to trivia.
5. Which of the following was not something that high school teachers called Jamie and Melissa?
a) A pair of dogs
b) The young lovers
c) The first high school couple they know to get married
d) Jalissa
Jamie and I started dating right after his 17th birthday. This means that we spent our "honeymoon" period as hormonal, lovey-dovey teenagers. I still cringe at the thought of how lovey-dovey we were in high school and would like to formally apologize to my former schoolmates. Of course, I am not really in contact with any of those people these days -- with the exception of my beloved brother-in-law, Scott -- and I think he
has to forgive us despite being subjected to the worst of it.
Anyway, I plead guilty to PDA in high school. While the PDA made it abundantly clear that we were together, nobody called us "Jalissa", having not gone to school with
Trent Vanegas or
Perez Hilton.
We were, however, called a pair of dogs by Jamie's math teacher. I very vividly remember being at my locker and Jamie giving me a quick hug in passing. At which point, Mr. Metzger whirled around on us and called us dogs, citing that where he grew up they would throw water on dogs who were doing that (hugging?). Jamie and I were both shocked into silence. The next day Jamie gave me a Milk Bone.
U.S. History was the only class Jamie and I had together 1st semester Junior Year (it was a big deal when he changed his seat to move next to me...friendship bridges were burned.) Every day before class, Jamie and I would wait outside catching up on our days. When our teacher, Mr. Maddock, arrived he would say "Okay, young lovers, it's time for class!" and continue into the room. Mr. Maddock was awesome by the way -- and clearly had a soft spot for Jamie and I. I speculate he liked the interracial relationship. Or maybe it was that I was obviously the reason why Jamie started doing so well in History all of the sudden. (I'm kidding. That was English.)
Finally, we have been called the "first high school couple [they/I/we] know to get married" by many, many people when it comes out that we were high school sweethearts.
Interestingly, as I was going back to fact-check teacher names, I saw that my high school was rating as one of the
"America's Best Prep Schools" by Forbes. To that I say, "thank you mom and dad, for the hard hours you put in to get my foot in the door. And thank you, big brothers, without whom I would not have even been admitted into said school."