Gather round kiddies...

...I have a story to tell.

This story is about a man named "Doo". Now, this "Doo" fellow is quite the riot -- real funny-like. He enjoys striking at my soft spot for a certain former-Dawson's Creek star (and what a bright star it was too). Anyway...this guy (Doo) is a real jerkface and he decides to mock my love for Rufus and former Dawson's Creek star all in one day. What. A. Butt.

So Doo is getting married in June and -- because he is evil -- planned his wedding for the day before my college graduation. I have deduced that this is because he is trying to steal Jamie (and his frigid toes) away from me. Needless to say, I proved to weak for Doo's sinister powers, and Jamie will be attending the wedding in June without me and I will be left to graduate all by myself. [shakes fist] Let's see what kind of wedding gift you get, Doo!

But, seriously folks: I am a gullible ass.