Guest Post

Since Melissa will be detained for a few days due to finals, she asked me to fill in. Give her a post of support for her last days of fall semester.

In the meantime, here's a joke to entertain you:

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To put out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out burning ducks.


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Don't like that one? Ok, try 2:

How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage?
All your Hefty bags are missing.

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Alright, alright:

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?

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Last try:

Why does an elephant have four feet?
Because in the animal kingdom, six inches just doesn't cut it.


That's all folks! Wish Melissa luck with finals.

-Jaimito