Urinary Tract Inflection.

It is zero degrees in the office right now. So cold. I also have to pee.

In high school Jamie told me that when I get cold, my bladder shrinks (as most things do in the cold) which is why I always have to pee when I'm cold. See, Jamie says stuff in a way -- maybe it's the tone he uses or the inflection of his voice -- that makes you think that he knows what he's talking about...but then when you say it back to yourself in your head you realize that it's total bullshit. I guess that's part of what makes him so charming.

But can anyone really tell me why I always have to pee when I'm cold?