Oh, it's on.
Apparently Dave and Kathy decided to steal our toothpaste.
Place where toothpaste was last seen. Note my toothbrush sans toothpaste.
I am considering running to CVS to get more toothpaste, but I was also falling asleep while reading to my students today so I'm thinking I may just floss/mouthwash and bypass the brushing in favor 7 hours of sleep tonight. But that just seems gross to me. WAH.
[stops crying long enough to check if big brother feels guilty yet]
This means war.
2 comments:
Uh, oops?
In my defense, it is a well documented fact that my brain does not function in the morning.
Kathy would like to state for the record that it was not her that did the deed.
Sorry! I promise to bring a new tube next time I visit. Maybe Colgate with extra whitening.
Dude. You are a wimpy opponent. You're supposed to vehemently deny having swiped my toothpaste. You're no fun!
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