Apparently, here at the Long household (that's weird to say) shaving a sad excuse for a beard is the perfect opportunity for some hair-tomfoolery. Jamie's singing group will be performing at a 9/11 Memorial Service on Tuesday, and so Jamie decided that it was time for the "beard" to go.
I think he is trying to put off helping me at school on a SATURDAY (ETD was 20 minutes ago) because he decided to play around with his face, to wit I give you: 'Stache Attack!
The "Mountain Man".
The Skeevy Casanova.
The Ned Flanders.
The Skeevy Casanova.
The Ned Flanders.
Apparently Jamie has never seen an episode of The Simpsons as he does not know that this is clearly not a good Ned Flanders impression. Ned Flanders has FOUR fingers, Jamie! FOUR!
Now I can I see my husband's face again so I am happy. Also, I know that I am very lucky to have a husband who does not mind making a fool of himself for the sake of our friends and family. Okay, off to school...
P.S. Jamie came up with the punny title. Not mine!
P.S. Jamie came up with the punny title. Not mine!
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God, if there was anyone completely and totally unsuited to facial hair, it has to be Jamie. I'm going to have trouble going to sleep now...
Skeevy Casanova says: Sweet dreams...
If I ever saw Jamie coming up to my in the street with that Ned Flanders moustache, I would probably bludgeon him out of fear.
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