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Melissa: [looking at a picture of the Jolie-Pitts]




Jamie: Is Angelina Jolie pregnant???

Melissa: [dies]

I can't explain it, but I have an almost obsessive curiosity about this baby. It's a shameful guilty pleasure. What will it look like??

I bet it's gonna be ugly.

We Are the World.

Last week I had my students make totem poles (we had just read a story about totem poles). They drew three pictures that could symbolize things that were important to them. Here is an excerpt from Elexus:

"First, I drew a heart because of all the love I have for my family.
Next, I drew a picture of the world because we should take more care of it.
Then I drew a picture of noodles. Because I love noodles."

I love the third grade mind. Happy Earth Day everyone.

Hair.

I know I've been gone. Sorry. This is going to be a short post too...just want to let you know about the Hair Project that a friend of Jamie's is putting on for the next week. I think it's awesome.

Even if you don't feel like donating to a good cause (ahem, Doctors Without Borders) you can at least enjoy the wittiness of it all.

Peace out.