Robbed.

I have a four-hour class to go to tomorrow. [SHUDDER]. When you include the commute, going to class becomes a 6-and-a-half-hour-weekend-ruining ordeal.

Sorry for the lack of postage -- I will come back with more regular posting soon. For today, I will leave you with this: ("Dr.Browne" from the USS Constellation came to talk to my class about life in the olden days -- really a crotchety old museum curator posing as Dr. B)...

Amber: [raising hands enthusiastically] Is it true that you were married to Alicia Keys??
Ms. U and Dr. B: ????????
Koby: [clarifying] In the biography we read it said you were married to Alicia Keys.
Dr. B:...I was married to Alice Key -- daughter of the man who wrote the Star-Spangled Banner.
Students: ...
Dr. B: Who is Alicia Keys?

Also: I had a complete fit of laughter today -- could not STOP -- when Koby was so intent on getting back to his seat before I counted down to zero that he ran back to his desk and immediately sat his butt down on the chair that wasn't there. He managed to spring back up from the floor, run back across the room and grab his chair before I finished counting down.

That was probably because I couldn't stop laughing for long enough to finish the countdown.