Snow Like Burning (In a Cold Sort of Way).

The winter storm is here! It's awesome! Well, except for the car accidents that are undoubtedly happening because of it. But other than that, it's awesome!

I finished editing my paper at 4:56pm, and had it sent in by 4:57pm, thereby leaving the network a bountiful three minutes to get it to my prof.'s inbox by 5pm. I'm telling you...being a lazy procrastinator is a science and I am Einstein. Okay, maybe not Einstein but he's pretty much the only science genius I could think of since I'm not a science person. I do know about Watson and Crick -- but I don't know their first names and don't want to look completely ignorant...James Watson? Francis Crick? A little help here from my pre-med friends who have failed to post a comment thus far.

Speaking of scientists: a bunch of them did a study to determine the World's Funniest Joke. Apparently, they had some sort of internet lab and had people from all over the world and from all backgrounds read/submit/rate a bunch of jokes. After much painstaking analyzation they came up with a winner:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Let's discuss. Is this joke actually funny? I believe their methods are tainted. I know I have heard funnier jokes than this...but maybe my sense of humor is a little warped. I tend to like kid jokes that are extremely dumb, for example: Q: What did zero say to eight? A: "Niiiiiiice Belt! C'mon that's much funnier. I also have to admit that I enjoy the occasional dead baby joke. Disclaimer: I LOVE BABIES AND LITTLE KIDS. I'm just a fan of simplicity...Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: Take your foot of its head. The beauty of that joke is that you can also make a dead baby float by putting a baby in the blender and adding a scoop of ice cream.

Post/Comment your joke that's funnier than the "World's Funniest Joke". Do eet.