"Where's the Ding?"

Seven hours after sitting down to start my paper, my epiphany lightbulb finally dinged. I now know what I want to write about...don't worry...I wrote about five pages of paper pre-ding. Yes, I know that's bad, but the silver-lining lays in the bull-shitting ability that I have cultivated over my years of schooling. Five pages of writing before I even knew what my topic was.

Shut up.