Not That Kind of Package...Perv.

I don't know how it happened, but I have a 10-page paper to write for Wednesday. I still have no idea what it's supposed to be on. Wah wah.

Anyway, today I got a package. It was an undergarment that I had purchased through Victoria's Secret Online (I had a coupon). So it arrived today, and the girl working in the mailroom was totally feeling up the little baggy (as you know, most undergarments aren't fragile) to see what it was.

I'm not one to lecture on etiquette, but isn't it not cool to feel up other people's packages?