Tonight I Joined a Secret Frat.

Sadly, I joined said secret frat instead of working on my 10-page paper. CRY. So let's figure this out:

- I have 10 pages to write.
- Due tomorrow at 1pm
- Unrelated meeting tomorrow morning at 8:15am
- Driving to the courthouse at 12pm...
- ...for a mock trial in which I am participating as a key witness
- I am slightly drunk
- I am mostly screwed

Lesson for tonight: When people tell you to drink from the jug of wine handcuffed to Dan's wrist -- don't do it. So. Sleepy.

Outlook is not good for this paper.

P.S. I'm not really in a secret frat...it was just the theme of the kickass party.