"It Puts the Lotion on Its Skin or Else It Gets the Hose Again..."

In the last hour, I exchanged 20+ emails with Drew. Jealous?? You shouldn't be...it included horrific nerdulance.

So, one quick post before I actually get back to work. I had a weird dream last night: I was in that pit from Silence of the Lambs...you know, the one that Buffalo Bill puts his victims in to starve them? And while, this could have been a scary dream, it totally wasn't. The whole time I was in there, all I could think about was how he put me down there and how he was going to take me out. Yes...I was thinking of the inconsistencies of the movie in my dream.

Think about it...he has to get his victims down this big ol' hole. He can't really push them in without killing them or bruising their beautiful hide. Then to get them out, they have to be alive and go up a ladder (presumably) on their own since he can't carry them up. And he can't really climb after the victim with a gun as they would probably just kick him off the ladder once they got to the top and he was still on it.

So in my dream, he was trying to figure out how to get me out of the hole. I'm really morbid.