Nightcrawler.

So the word on the street is there is some guy (we don't know if it's a student or not) who has been going to girls' dorm rooms at night while they were sleeping and just crawling around the room. Literally crawling. The reason we know this is because in some instances the students have woken up and seen him crawling.

Two things: (1) this cannot possibly be true and must be some kind of weird Williams urban legend. (2) If it is true, than this "man" is probably more like a "large raccoon" or something along those lines. Either way, the deans just had a meeting about it.

And people ask why I lock my door at night. I am sufficiently creeped out.