My day.

Why it sucked.
-Had to get up at 8 despite Saturday status
-Realized that I had a crapload of work to do, not mention a big project presentation the Tuesday after break........for which I have done no work.
-Put in a dollar at the vending machine for a Diet Coke -- it gave me a Cherry Coke (note: this is not the first time this has happened).
-Majority of the day was spent in the library.
-Took a quick break to visit friends -- no one was there.

Why it was good.
-IT'S MY ANNIE LOUISEY'S BIRTHDAY!!!
-Amazing walk down Spring Street (explain later)
-Just ate a pretty good sandwich for dinner.

So...overall ruling on the day: GOOD. You can't compete with Anne Louise's birthday.

So here is a list of the top five reasons I love Anne Louise and hope she has a great birthday:
5. Yesterday, as I was passing the coffee shop Anne Louise rushed out to give me love despite being barefoot and labeled "crazee gurl" by all coffee shop patrons.
4. She's a princess.
3. She can do a perfect reenactment of the episode of "Saved by the Bell" where Jessie gets addicted to speed ("I'm so excited...and I just can't...hide it...[falls into Zach's arms].)
2. She has banana pants.
1. She's pretty hot.

So for all these reasons and more: I love you Anne Louise...have a happy birthday if I don't get to see you tonight. You better party hard.

The aforementioned walk down Spring Street was out of a Farrelly brothers movie...except really good. Let me recap for you...

10:53am. Man in tiny short shorts starts climbing up a steep, wet, grassy hill. Falls all the way down approximately 4 seconds later. Face is covered with grass when he gets up. Showed no signs of injury.

10:54am. Two little kids holding hands skipping/walking briskly down the street. Go on opposite sides of a street sign but forget to let go. Kids collide face first as they both whip around and into each other -- burst into tears. Nearby parent/guardian tries to help them but is laughing too hard. Children showed no signs of injury.

10:55am. Woman walking two dogs stops at a curb before crossing the street. Dogs tangle their leashes around her. Woman is stuck, dogs sniff each others' butts.

Ahhh, downtown Williamstown...center of excitement.

Also, why is Cherry Coke the foulest substance on earth?