Umezaki-Sauce: The Legend

So I've gotten a couple "questions" about the title of this website. And by "questions" I mean people telling me that I'm "gross" and a "perv" (said jokingly...I hope). Too many quotes in that last sentence. Anyway here is the true story behind Umezaki-Sauce:

For those of you that know Jamie, you know that he is the nicest, most not pervy (not that those are mutually-exclusive) guy in town. Anyway, one night (I forget why), we were trying to come up with a nickname for me with his two little brothers (who at the time were 18 and 12). Someone suggested "Umezaki-Sauce" to which Jamie exclaimed: "Umezaki-Sauce? I like it! It sounds like something I'd want to put on my meat!" The clincher was when everyone in the room -- including the 12 year-old brother -- started laughing while Jamie still had no idea why what he said was funny. I'm sure if you ask him, he'll pretend like he meant for it to be funny. If that were the case, Jamie, then SHAME for being so vulgur around your 12 year-old brother! But we all know the truth...

On another note: the comment option seems to be sort of shoddy right now -- sometimes they work, sometimes they don't. I apologize.